Springer Stories

Betty said her sex life was from another planet because she claimed she had sex with an alien. She said it took her on its ship and had its way with her. She got all excited and fell to the ground moaning when she retold the story to the audience...Wayne, a black man, said the black race is lazy and came out wearing a KKK outfit. He said he works hard for his money and was ashamed of lazy, drug-dealing blacks. Jerry told him to take his "clown outfit" off and to stop shaming his race.